koleksi STATUS FACEBOOK KU [prtsc]

Cuma nak kongsi status2 dekat nak habis tahun ni...

semakin kuat kita nak lupa orang tu,,semakin kita ingat...

ni buat saja2...idea tiba2...

I really meant it when I type it.

Ni memang pernah post.

when will I SUCCEED to FORGET?

this status really reminds me of him

lahir dari hati..

ni men share je. I LIKE BUTTON SHARE!

bila tengok status kawan2 semua mtk extend cuti...

dari HATI ini

MADE ME REALISED...

orang yang kita sayang...memang...hmm...

Limited access

As a security precaution, for the next 24 hours, your account will not be able to post on facebook. You can now log in.

How nice...

Nak tahu macam mana ini terjadi?

1st, ni yang ceq dapat...
For security reasons your account is temporarily locked

2nd, ni pulak ...
Your computer appears to be infected with a malware.

3rd,
How you might have been infected
Often, users who are infected with malware are tricked into running a malicious program or a browser plugin. Remember, you should never run programs from sources that you don't trust.

Kenapa lah aku yang kena...~
Cobaan~

CERITA YANG TIADA PENGHUJUNG

Boss berkata kepada
Secretary : Kita akan
outstation selama seminggu,
jadi aturkan segalanya.

Secretary menelefon
Suaminya : Untuk seminggu
boss saya dan saya akan
outstation, awak pandai2 jaga
diri nanti...

Suami menelefon Buah
Hatinya : Isteri saya akan
outstation selama
seminggu,jadi mari kita
habiskan masa bersama-
sama....

Buah Hati menelefon Murid
tuisyennya : Saya ade kerja
selama seminggu,jadi awak tak
perlu datang untuk tuisyen...

Murid tuisyen tersebut
menelefon Atuknya : Atuk-
atuk, untuk seminggu ni saya
takde kelas sebab cikgu saya
sibuk. Mari kita habiskan
bermain-main ngan tuk...

Atuk (rupenye boss) menelefon
Secretary : Minggu ni saya nak
abiskan masa bersama cucu
saya.. Batalkan outstation tu...

Secretary menelefon
Suaminya : Minggu ni boss saya
ade kerja, kami dah
membatalkan outstation tu...

Suami menelefon Buah
Hatinya : Kita tak dapat nak
habiskan masa bersama untuk
minggu ni, isteri saya dah
membatalkan outstationnya..

Buah Hati menelefon Murid
Tuisyennya : Minggu ni kelas
tuisyen mcm biase.

Murid Tuisyen menelefon
Atuknya : Atuk, cikgu saya
cakap minggu ni saya kene
pergi kelas tuisyen. Sori, saya
tak bleh temankan atuk. lain
kali le ye...

Atuk bagitau Secretary balik:
Jangan risau, minggu ni kita
jadi ke outstation. Uruskan
semuanya..

Secretary menelefon
Suaminya :..
dan seterusnya seterusnya
seterusnya, korang pikir la
sendiri endingnya .
! Hahahahhahahahahahha

facebook BUTTONs are speaking?

if you were a status, i would LIKE you,
but i wouldn't SHARE you
but if you hurt me i'll REMOVE you
the most worse i can do is to BLOCK you
but i wouldn't POST you
and the memories remain on my WALL
but don't ever ASK QUESTION
in real world i do want to SEE MORE from your status
by looking at your PHOTO it makes my world complete on a day
i can't leave you a COMMENT on each of your UPDATE STATUS
its because you PRIVATE your wall and i can't ADD you as my friend
i always love to see my HOME checking whether
you're ONLINE or not at my CHAT BOX
even though i'm not updating my status, i do leave my NOTES for you
i do want to put your name as my FAVOURITE QUOTATIONS
but i also want to list your name at PEOPLE WHO INSPIRE YOU

*i'm too tired to think...i think its just enough...~

FB oh FB

Wanna know me? Let me know you first.
Before you make a useful of button Add Friend, just leave a message so that I know a lil' bit about you. Now, I found it quite hard for me to approve strangers. Hope you understand. (^__^)v 
No offense.


Lately, I received friend request from those I don't know...
So, I have to make that sentence and make use of About Me column at my profile.
It makes me wonder how they came across to add me without having any mutual friend.
This doesn't mean I don't want to make friend with strangers. At least let me know you before I approved. That's all.

Q&A pasal aurat

Q:Salam semua....nk minta pendapat skit..cousin saye semua nya pkai tudung...(kecuali laki) semua baik baik...    cantik cantik...Yg jadi masalahnya cara pemakaian tudung dan pakaian...nmpk mcam x tutup aurat ngan sempurna...saye nk tg0r tapi x brani face to face...kene ckap kat fb gak...s0o....camne nk tg0r dorang???adakah tros sergah je??

[ni soalan yang telah saya minum kopi dan makan paste nya dari sebuah grup]

Berikut adalah beberapa CADANGAN...dan salah satu dari cadangan itu adalah dari saya. ORI ikhlas dr hati

1)apa kata kalau anda jadi contoh diorg dlu...??pakai sebaik mungkin, sekemas mungkin...salah satu peribadi seorang muslim yang hebat adalah ketrampilan yang smart dan bersih....anda pakai saja dulu, bergaullah dengan sepupu seakrab yang mungkin...insyaALLAH, dari peribadi anda, sepupu2 anda akan tergerak hati pakai sebaik mungkin~


 2)mgkin awk boleh bg analogi, dyorg suka beli brg yg brtutup spnuhnye dgn kotak2 skali ke atau brg yg sparuh je brtutup. klau dyorg ske yg bertutup tu, maknanya mcm tu juga sbnrnye pndgn org lain. Allah suruh kita tutup aurat sbb Allah sygkan kita, nk jaga kita dr pndgn mata yg jahat. maafla kalau x jelas, sy baca pndpt ni dlm novel Tautan Hati karya Fatimah Syarha. :)


3)Wslm...try guna kiasan...~cth (utk yg suka bj lngan pndek): "Akak nmpak canteq r ari nie..lg comey kalo pakai bj lengan pnjng"
cth (utk tdung pndek): "Akak nmpk besar la pakai tdung kecik 2.."
cth (utk baju jarang): "Akak..nipis sgt ke bj..?adek nmpk bj akk basah dgn peluh la.."

*ce try...tp anda kna mula dr diri anda dlu... =) peringtn utk diri sndiri jugak...dakwah 2 mmg payah bila nk dakwah utk family.. =D smoga brjaya...

memang payah nak dakwah kluarga drpd berdakwah dengan org lain...

:::selamat tinggal:::

i really missed my beloved group... but unfortunately i've to leave...
doaku sntiasa ada utk smua ahli group...
"SEMOGA DIPERMUDAHKAN URUSAN KALIAN DAN DIIRINGI KEBERKATAN"

:::rindu yang teramat:::

FB oh FB...STATUS relationship, real ke?

cantek cincin nie..~

Status d FB leh dpercayai ke..?ermm...ad yg boleh ad yg x...ad yg x terlist dlm status pn ad..so mcm mna nk make sure yg status 2 mmg boleh pakai...?ak pn xtaw...sorii...=.='' kalo tnya status aku pulak real ke tak..?memang real.aku mmg single.xtaw la sooner or later..hoho...^^, mcm mna pulak halny dgn yg couple,..?kjp in a relationship dgn itu,pastu dgn ini n etc..tp yg xley blah 2 in an open relationship...thnk +ve je la kalo budak mlayu gna nie..mane x nye...kot2x xphm bhs inggeris...men letak je..:D actually aku bkn nk ngutuk ke ape...sje nk bg pringatan...ANYBODY CAN BE SOMEBODY DI FB..so...BEWARE espcially to ladies...mmg la status single mingle...ntah2x laki org...we dont know...peringatan utk dri sndiri gak...wat yg couple lak, i hve no komen...sbb pnah gak kapel2x nie..huhu..moga bahagia hendaknya..mana la tau status in a relationship 2 9t akn brubah jd married to :) we dont know...~ bg yg wat open relationship pulak...ermm....better tukar lh ye...kang mat saleh slh fhm...bkn muhammad salleh ye...mat saleh,,,lg2x la kalo letak pic yg...errr...*censored* mau x nyer mreka slhfhm...nashat je..utk dri sndri jugak :D last but not least...ingatlah..setiap yg hdup pasti akn mati...so,bila dh mati kelak sape jga FB kita...?renung2 kn...